24 Reasons You Should Never Visit Mexico

Some people seem to think Mexico is the perfect vacation getaway.


2. Those people are obviously SO wrong.


3. The beaches are basically a dump.


4. … and they’re littered with people both day and night.


5. If you don’t like the beach, too bad. There’s nothing else to see.


6. It’s just boring flatland for miles on end.


7. You can try going underground but it won’t be any better.


8. There’s not even any wildlife.


9. This is truly a tragedy.


10. It’s excruciatingly hot every single day.


11. You’ll literally sweat your ass off.


12. Every city is a little dirt town…


13. … and close-knit communities just don’t exist.


14. The cathedrals are beyond basic…


15. … and the pyramids are no exception.


16. Even the sun refuses to shine on them.


17. Artistic culture is noticeably absent…


18. … and the museums never display anything of historical significance.


19. The food is the worst thing you’ll ever taste…


20. … and the dessert won’t be any better.


21. Mexico isn’t exactly a place worth seeing.


22. It’s not very pretty…


23. … or majestic.


24. So why visit? There’s no point.